When You Have A Celebrity Crush…

by Sneha Fatehpuria · December 17, 2015

Because not only do we deem it normal to have a celebrity crush but adjudge it super normal to behave abnormally when you are passing through the inane stages of a celebrity crush…

Yeah girl- that’s our normal- and we totally get you…

Let’s begin…

1. You have seen him before and you have seen him after but it isn’t until the one defining moment in-the-here-and-now when he takes off his shirt and oooh…tune maari entriyaan aur dil mein baji ghantiyaan begins to play behind you…

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2. You obsess about him day and night until your I-can’t-stop-thinking-about-him mania irks the human elements around and you seek tech-aid…

3. You switch on your laptop and hit Wikipedia because you want to get every little detail about the hottie you have fallen head-over-heels for…

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4. Midway through your research, you start keeping tally of everything betwixt you and them that is a perfect match and you bless Wikipedia and Google for making you realize that there, indeed, is a someone, somewhere who is ‘just right’ for you…

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5. Your next mission is to watch all the movies, television shows, chat shows, interviews, events that the actor has appeared in. In fact, you even know the endorsements the hottie has featured in, inside-out…

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6. Now the stage-5 stalker alert alarm start to go off full throttle coz not only do you like every official account your ‘new-found’ love has on social media but make it a point to religiously like, share and comment on ALL their posts…

7. With every new update, you drool over his perfection and whisper.. “Bhagwaan ne isse fursat se banaya hoga…”

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8. You faithfully watch all their movies- like a true lover in earnest- from opening credits to closing credits and imagine yourself in lieu of his co-actor…every friggin’ time… <ahh, bliss>

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9. You cannot help but dislike every celebrity the actor is linked with…coz hey, jealousy is a monster- it gets you!

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10. If you come across any person who is not aware of the celeb, you end up exclaiming, “PK hai kya?” <ahh- well the filmi bukhar>

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11. If someone criticizes him in front of you, you are ready to draw a sword and chop the person to pieces. Oh well, they can call you a psycho- but what is love without a dash of madness, eh? 😉

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12. By now the walls of your room are bathed in posters of the celeb… And you just defend yourself saying you spared the bathroom (although you secretly wonder what it’d be like to have him in there) 😉 😛

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13. Your cellphone’s lock screen has a seducing picture of your crush because you love adoring him every once in a while…

14. His birthday always calls for a heartfelt status update that you tag his official accounts in…

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15. You dream about meeting him someday, marrying him the next and delivering babies the third… And you sometimes wonder if you could accomplish all of it in a single day…