Present generations’ logic goes like this: New Year resolutions are meant to be broken. And when we don’t stick to our resolutions for more than a day, do you think Bollywood celebs would? So we imagined all the resolutions we thought our beloved Bollywood celebs would take and then, break! But then, they should have made’em and kept’em…So here we go… New Year resolutions Bollywood celebs should have taken this year…
1. Shah Rukh Khan
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I will wear my glasses to work so that I can read the movie script carefully before accepting the project.
Seriously King Khan Chennai Express, HNY and Dilwale were your biggest mistakes and we truly truly miss the Kabir Khan in you. #WeWantChakDe
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2. Ranveer Singh
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I will go down on my knees and ask my lady love for marriage.
Ranveer and Deepika make a lovely pair together and after being given the title of ‘Best Boyfriend’ by the ‘King Of Romance’ (SRK), I guess you should now let the diamond sparkle on Deepu’s ring finger. #WeddingBells
3. Priyanka Chopra
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I will make my Nation proud keeping in mind that my fans wish to see me in Bollywood as well.
You are doing a great job girl but don’t you think Bollywood needs you back? Bollywood has made you ‘The Priyanka Chopra’ and your root lies here. #WhereIsTheDesiGirl
4. Salman Khan
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I will get married! Saajan Ji Ghar Aaye will happen in real and the lucky girl is…. shhh…
We are dying to see Salman get settled in life and he is determined on staying a virgin all throughout his life. Why? #BhaiKiShaadi
5. Deepika Padukone
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I will not take the internet by storm anymore. I will concentrate on my films and will keep entertaining my fans.
Some loved your video, some didn’t but you can’t complain Deepika because it’s their choice. #MyLifeMyChoice
6. Akshay Kumar
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I will keep doing films like Holiday, Baby, Gabbar Is Back and Airlift because that’s who Khiladi is.
2015 was all about you Akki and we want to see you in this avatar forever. Unlike Salman Khan, you don’t seem boring while portraying roles of the same genre. #KillerKhiladi
7. Kareena Kapoor
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I will not play a puppet anymore and will hit back with a strong character soon. Don’t worry fans I will make sure Saifu doesn’t traumatize you people anymore with films like Humshakals.
Where is the Geet from Jab We Met? Let me remind you of your own dialogue which went like, “Sikhni hoon main Bhatinda Ki” #MajorMissingHappening
8. Ranbir Kapoor
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I will not become the next Salman Khan of Bollywood and will settle down soon.
We are tired of reading news about you and Katrina making and breaking up. For one last time, please let us know are you people still together? #RanbirKat
9. Kangana Ranaut
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I will not use the media to portray my powerful persona and let my work do the talking.
Be it Rani or Tanu we loved you like hell but would you please stop behaving like you are totally against Bollywood and all it stands for? #KanganaLashesOut
10. Sonam Kapoor
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I will keep my statements under control and will pay more attention to doing films rather than 8-second cameos.
Sonam baby why do you love being a big mouth? Poor daddy is always afraid and you just keep on giving him mini heart attacks. #SonamSpeaks
11. Shahid Kapoor
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I will not make my fans jealous due to my PDA but will continue to love my wifey more and more each day.
You gave us major relationship goals and we loved your selfies with wifey and the love that you shower on her each day. My boyfriend is kinda miffed with me because I set you as an example in front of him. #ShahidMira
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12. Imran Khan
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I will not become the next Tusshar Kapoor and Uday Chopra of Bollywood.
Dear Imran, have you totally forgotten that you had done a film named Jaane Tu…Ya Jaane Na? Kuch maamu se hi seekh lo, maamu! 😛 #KattiBattiSucks
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