Hi Potterheads! Today, we have conjured up the most conclusive and inarguable list, based purely on reason! Is it? Nah, solely built on hormones! We’ve ranked the sexy dudes of the Harry Potter series to find out whose ‘wand’ had more fire in it! 😉 Have fun!
30. Percy Weasley
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Percy, a Fascist? Well, babes, you haven’t ‘frenched’ at all, if you haven’t ‘frenched’ a prefect!
Scale: Does he give instructions in bed too?!!
29. Rubeus Hagrid
Do you know what they say about men with big feet?
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They wear big shoes! 😉
Scale: And also precisely what you were thinkin’!!! 😛
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28. Gilderoy Lockhart
Most attractive prof at Hogwarts! So he’s a fake, huh? How come you go liking photoshopped pics and hackneyed statuses of people on FB?!!!
Scale: Shakespeare-zoned after a one-night stand in the Forbidden Forest!
27. George Weasley
Now, hold on a sec! How can you resist the one-eared tormented artist?
Scale: Points for existing till the end of the series! Ouch, Fred!
26. Viktor Krum
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Muscle god, methinks! Also, he battled some dragons during the Tri-wizard tournament, so…. Hot AF!
Scale: That olive skin and Bulgarian furs. Am I in love or jealous?!
25. Lee Jordan
Devious! But those exquisite locks!!
Scale: ‘Pop, pop’ them cherries! 😉
24. Colin Creevey
Let’s just fancy the sexiness that could have been! Colin’s love for photography leading him to an adult life of shooting artful nudes may be!
Scale: If only!
23. Dobby
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With eyes like CD-ROMS, one can’t ignore the perfection that is Dobby! Also he will call you Master even before you chain him to a bed! 😉
Scale: Sock that!
22. Dudley Dursley
What a stubby portly little beauty!
Scale: Alright, I am fat-shamer, okay?! (P.S.: Only in this case!)
21. Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle
Didn’t Marlon Brando tell us in ‘Street Cars’ that a gorilla man is sexy?! And here we have two for joy!
Scale: That caveman-level testosterone!
20. Voldemort
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That flawless and supple skin! Also, that perfectly rounded head stands-in for kerbs in other areas!
I meant nose, okay!
Scale: Run and don’t you look back, Muggle-blood!
19. Garrick Ollivander
Some men just know how to handle their ‘wands’, if you know what I mean?! 😉
Scale: You can expect great things from him! 😉
18. Charlie Weasley
Who?
Scale: Would have been the most important character if on GoT! Cue: Dragons!
17. Igor Karkaroff
Sinister, foreign guy, always a major turn on!
Scale: Pointed beard and a pointed…. Ahem!
16. James Potter
Blue eyes, hypnotise…! Oops!
Scale: Have you ever seen a ghost that alive?!
15. Albus Dumbledore
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All hail the Almighty beard! 😉
Scale: Will polish off all your hair products on his mane. So decide for yourself!
14. Arthur Weasley
Undoubtedly, the most scrumptious ginger is served old, like a glass of vintage red (haired) wine!
Scale: Someone really worked on his (re)production capability!
13. Yaxley
Now, aren’t we up for a little challenge here?!
Scale: Till ‘life’ do us apart!
12. Harry Potter
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That text-book nice guy who is undeniably friend-zoned!
Scale: The classic example of ‘daag ache hain’!!!
11. Aberforth Dumbledore
Glimmer of hope for all men pinning their hopes on Viagra!
Scale: Fantasy, ‘henceforth’! 😉
10. Ron Weasley
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Hermione picked him, so she must have studied the details and ‘measurements’ right!
Scale: Wicked!
9. Draco Malfoy
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Always up for guys with rich dads! And if the dads are hotter… Walaaa!
Scale: “Every day, I am ‘slithering’!”
8. Severus Snape
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Those luscious layers! Do any of the HP men have a bad hair day?!!!
Scale: In the mood of Snape? Always!
7. Bill Weasley
The freaking Prof curse-breaker with a six inch long… scar, woman!
Scale: He did ‘weasel’ out of a battle with a werewolf!
6. Gellert Grindelwald
Someone who can lie on Voldemort’s face has very little boyfriend potential!
Scale: ‘Wand’-erfully hot!
5. Cedric Diggory
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The only Hufflepuff we rooted for!
Scale: Dead hot! Don’t know which one to emphasise more!
4. Sirius Black
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He is old but not anyone’s daddy! Just the perfect amount of everything that makes him a catch!
Scale: It’s quite murky down there too, Mr. Black! 😉
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3. Tom Riddle
After this, you will never call, a guy, who keeps a diary as a teenager, cute!
Scale: This bod knows how to use his snake! 😉
2. Cormac McLaggen
Do not pretend, b*tch! All of our vags melted when he licked his lips to seduce Granger!
Scale: No love potion is required to fall for this male eye candy!
1. Neville Longbottom
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And I am in no way swayed by his recent sultry, seductive, beddable, coquettish pictures! No no no!
Scale: Did you check him out on the cover photo of ‘Attitude’?!!!
With the 8th Instalment official, can we hope that the heat spell will escalate by a few more degrees?! Wish we could do an ‘Aparecium’ to find out! ☺
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