Once upon a time, achieving equality and working our a**es off to that endeavor, was what Feminism was all about. Suffragettes battled patriarchy to give women voting rights, right to education and to work outside the household. They were not men haters!! But today, slogans like: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle!” elicit misuse. Well, we both need each other equally, Gloria, and a proper analogy would have been the two tyres of a bicycle, may be!

Ironically, now it is not men who tell us what a woman should do, but a new breed of women themselves, called the FemiNazis! If you don’t believe in abortion and are a pro-life woman, if you WANT to be a stay-at-home mommy, if you love a ‘man’… they will find you and they will ridicule you!

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FemiNazis will never let anyone (man or woman; the only situation where they believe in equality!), with a different view, value or idea, voice their opinions. So, basically feminism today is not about equality but about domination of women over men! Baffled? Read the chart below to know why true feminism is dying at the hands of these butchers!

#ExposingFeminazis

A – Actually is a FemiNazi

Fighting for equal rights of a gender is not the same as invading Poland, I know. But is it about equality, anymore?! FemiNazis see women as a superior gender, much like Hitler’s view of the Aryan race!

B – Believing that anything which doesn’t ooze oestrogen should be done away with

What lies between your legs makes you who you are!

C – Calling all men pigs

Then wanting to do what men do! Grunt!

D – Demonizing men

Give me a man who is man enough!

E – Engaging in the victim game

He slaps her,

• Assault
• Domestic violence
• Potential rapists
• Should be castrated

She slaps him,

• Self-defense
• Self-defense
• Self-defense

F – Faking independence and free-mindedness, not proving it in actions

Equal pay for equal work!

“Let’s go Dutch on the bill?” No chivalry!

G – Going nuts when someone says “no” to them

: “He refused my proposal because I am fat, dark and ugly!”

: “Maybe he doesn’t love you?”

: “Exactly, because I am fat, dark and ugly!”

H – Having the ‘cake’ and eating it too

Waxing armpits is sexist. But making a duck face… well!

I – Instant reaction to things gone bad: “I bet Patriarchy did this!”

Patriarchy is a person to them, any person with balls!

J – Judging men and calling them a rapist if they don’t agree

: You are wrong.

: You are abusive

: But you called me wrong too

: I was voicing my opinion, you bigot

K – Knocking down women ‘who(a)re’ in love with a ‘man’!!! 😉

A girl marrying a guy, to a femiNazi, is like marrying inter-caste, to an ‘honor killer’!

L – Looking for special favors every now and then

Ladies first?!

M – My life, my choice supporter

Read between the lines, girl!

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N – No uterus, no opinion (on anything!)

I thought the brain did the thinking!

O – Ordering respect and admiration

I will show my boobs and you can look at them*

*Only if you are hot!

P – Pressing for equality rather than working towards it  

You want me to work, you oppressor?!

Q – Quoting Gloria Steinem at the drop of a hat

“The surest way to be alone is to get married.”

Show her an Indian joint family! 😉

R – Regarding men as the worst thing that ever happened to the world

Adam and then Eve… We need a new God!

S – Stepping on men’s heads and hearts

…with pointed stilettoes!

T – Thwarting feminists with a p***s as a sham

You are a man and you call yourself a Feminist. Is this a trick?

U – Urging Rush Limbaugh’s death

That motherf***er… Oops!

V – Viewing clothes as sexists and thus, refraining from them!

Wearing a bra is sexist! My spirit’s naked and so am I!

W – Wanting sympathy instead of owning self-respect

He pities me, he pities me not, he pities me…

X – eXcusing their bad behavior as PMSing

No PMSing jokes. Period! 😉

Y – Yearning to burn down one misogynist at a time

Burn them all!

Z – Zipping any conversation on talent

Talent what’s that? Boobs or no boobs, now that’s the kind of thing that interests me!

Be a humanist, I say. But don’t contort that into hating apes and vampires, if you know what I mean! 😉

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