Are you dating that guy who is uproarious when sober and side-splitting when drunk? What’s the difference? That’s the whole point!
This guy of yours is the life of the party. His catchphrases are used by people in your group to impress other people! He has a joke for everybody and everything, you being his greatest muse! If something embarrassing happens to you, you pray to God that he doesn’t find out!
Yea, dating the funny guy is quite a sometimes-great-sometimes-awful experience. Here are a few things you should know about the fella!
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1. Extended bad mood? No chance! He is your human pizza!
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The funny bloke always turns that frown, wrong side up! It could be a sh*tty day at work or bad luck in general (e.g.- neighbor parks vehicle right up your car’s *ss; mom calls and tells that she is coming over for a week!!! headphones snap while maneuvering Pilates! etc. etc.), he will make sure that you don’t feel like a cold stack of trash for long! He always has a joke or two up his sleeves to even crack the Monday morning spell of blues!
2. You are (a part) of the verve of the gathering!!
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As in, he is the life of the party, but you get to share the spotlight since you are a part of the weird-duo! You are bound to feel very much like a celeb among your friends! Parties won’t start without you guys making an entry and once the two of you leave, the bash crumbles into a pile of dust!
3. He hates being branded as the “funny guy”
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Call him a ‘funny guy’, (Think Aishwarya Rai, Dhoom 3!!!) at your own peril! Well, let me defend him here. Who the hell likes being branded as “funny”? It sounds more like demented, droll and frenzied! Now those are not compliments, are they?! He hates it when someone introduces him as funny or asks him to tell a joke to entertain the crowd. He be more like, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” 😉
4. The Master of Spices
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Funny guys are the garlic in your life; give them a bland situation and see how they turn it on its face! Name any boring stuff, say: going to your colleague’s for lunch; attending a book launch; watching an Abhishek Bachchan movie (oopsie!). Just tag him along!
5. He would make a cool dad, abso-fricking-lutely!
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Yeah, I know I am dragging this way ahead, butttttttt brah! When you see him cuddling with your baby cousin and she’s cackling silly, you are gonna be tempted to have all his babies right then!
6. He is super elitist about his pet TV shows!
F*ck Chandler! Moving on…. 😉
7. He will crack jokes while you guys are doing it!
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Yes, this is an occupational hazard, folks! There will be times when he just won’t be able to stop himself from making that oh-so-bad-that-it’s-actually-good pun! And you know sex jokes ain’t funny. ‘Cum’ on, people! 😛
8. However, you are totally wrong if you think he can’t be serious!
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He is funny not an insane f*cktard who, at your great aunt’s funeral declares, “So who’s next?!”
9. He cannot always be “on”
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Though his friends will get the whole shebang of his hilarious shtick, the same is not true for you! Sometimes he needs to be unfunny and moody and boring AF and he does that best when with you! Aww!
10. There’s hurt behind those eyes. ☺
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Let’s dial it down a little. Just coz he fools around all the time, does not in any way mean that he’s a happy-go-lucky chap! We will have a different list for that! 😉
11. He DOES NOT secretly want to become Jimmy Kimmel or John Oliver!
He is content with you laughing on his silly jokes. He, in no way, wants to up his game! Don’t ask him to take classes to improve his act! Duh!
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12. He is your secret bazooka at office parties!
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He will charm the sh*t out of anyone you want him to! Be careful though; he is a locksmith with women, and you should know that better than anyone!
At the end of the day, derange is the new black! 😉
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