Music soothes the soul- or so say those who haven’t heard what Bollywood’s selling these days in the name of music! If you’ve been the unwitting victim of these worst songs of 2016, I’m with you! I have had my ears bleed too, for days on an end- and am still writhing in the after-effects!
If you are wondering what are these worst songs of 2016 I speak of, when the year has given us some strikingly soulful melodies, here we go:
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1. Do peg maar aur bhoool jaa
Movie: One Night Stand
Great tip from someone who does not wish to promote the hookup culture, but supports sexual agency and choice!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Hua jo corrupt ishqe da bio-data
Dilwale business mein pad gaya ghata
Temper na loose kar
Ice cube use kar
Botal koi na khali chhod
Nashe mein bande jhool ja
Peg maar…
Peg maar aur bhool ja
2. I wanna tera ishq ishq
Movie: Great Grand Mastii
What the eff! Maybe Urvashi should stick to the ramp and keep that pucker zipped!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Faad diya calendar maine
Tere intezaar ka
Mujhpe ab barsa de raja shower apne pyar ka
Ek se bhale hain do
Do se bhale hain teen
Aaja ho jaayein saare mix
I wanna tera…
I wanna tera ishq ishq
Tera ishq ishq
Tera ishq ishq mere janiya
3. Rom rom romantic
Movie: Mastizaade
You just gotta hear this one to throw up…sorry, your ‘rom rom’ will want to throw up!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Aage se bhi.. piche se bhi..
Tu toh har angle se juicy hai yar
Aage se bhi.. piche se bhi
Tu toh har angle se juicy hai yar
Rocket mera ready baby
Aaja le jaaun tujhe taaron ke paar
Deedar tera hote hi
Jal jaaye andhere mein bhi
Candle yeh mera automatic hai
Mera rom rom romantic hai
Rom rom romantic hai
Rom rom rom mera rom rom romantic hai
4. Pyaar ki
Movie: Housefull 3
Great way to sensitize the masses to the sanctity of ‘pyaar…’
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
If tu bann jaaye jo meri dear
Chote baby ki tarah main karun teri care
Love ke liye hai jab dono raazi
Phir kyun bulaaye tere baap ne qaazi
Ek gal kehnda tainu Rab di kasam
Tu chipak gaye jaise chewing-gum
Baby zara ishq pe karde reham
Tu meri bread main tera jam
Baba baba black sheep, have you any wool?
Dil saada hoya teri galiyon mein gull
Ab to Jack and Jill bhi went up the hill
Baby aaja love bagiya mein karte hain chill
Baba baba baba…
5. Taang uthake
Movie: Housefull 3
Sounds more like a call to pee- for dogs!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Main wine ki bottle, jisme nasha total
All the guys just want piece of me
Main cutie cutie, thodi si naughty
Teri meri hai khoob chemistry
O.. tu hai divine baby
Maare hai mujhe line baby
Tabiyat hogi meri fine fine fine
Aaja kare Govinda ka dance
Aaja! Aaja kare Govinda ka dance taang uthake
6. Kheech meri photo
Movie: Sanam Teri Kasam
Inspiration from selfie le le re?!? Poor indeed!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Khwabon kaa town hai
Raat bhi brown hai
Kya huaa kuch nahi
Do hi drink down hai
Nashe mein hum nahi hain
Ye sama nasheela hai
Paani bhi peete hain
Toh lagta hai tequila hai
Mood aashiqana hai
Subah ghar jaana hai
Tune kaisa jaadu hai kiya
Lamha ye suhana hai
Time nahi gawana hai
Jeene ka maza le sathiya
Tu kheech meri photo
7. Luv letter
Movie: The Legend Of Michael Mishra
Whatever happened to this woman’s serious acting choices, eh? Been downhill since Murder 3!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Baby my heart flutter flutters your way
How much you love me you better say
Golden words in your letter babes
Takes my soul away
Ho.. rakh liya apne liye
Rabb se tujhko maang ke
Kaise main bataun tujhko
Sau sau ratiya jaag ke
Akhiyon ne likhe luv letter ve
O meri akhiyon ne likhe luv letter ve
Sajna tu chand se better ve
Sajna Ve!
8. Superman
Artist: Honey Singh
Honey Singh’s lost his xing- high time he admitted it!
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Oo damn look, how you behave
Tujhko bata doon baby, its not safe
Tere pichhe main kise nu vi suli chaad doon
Kade vi aazma lavi
Main Superman hu
Saari umar bhaven laareya ‘ch rakh mainu
Kise nu haan naa kari
I just wanna tell
Tune lutt leya mera chain
So let me be your man baby
‘Cause I’m a Superman
9. Gal ban gayi
Artist: Honey Singh
Do I need to repeat myself here?
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Oye oye oye…
When you tell me
When you tell me
Main haan badi hot sohneya ve
Karda hai excited tera thought soneya ve
Chain gaya mera yaar Canada
Chain gaya mera yaar Canada
Nindar London gayi
O mundeya te kudiyan di gal ban gayi
O ban gayi gal ban gayi, ban gayi
O mundeya te kudiyan di akh lad gayi
O lad gayi akh lad gayi, lad gayi
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10. Oh Boy
Movie: Kya Kool Hai Hum 3
I sh*t you not but if my ears could cry, they’d….
Everything about the song is @$%^*#! but we particularly hate:
Crazy kamini hoon main
Single akeli hoon main
Desi patakha hoon main
Lady Gaga hoon main
Dede dede, mujhko dede
Dil tera deti kya mujhko
Ab yeh bataa..
Oh boy, oh boy, oh my soft toy
Oh boy, oh boy, you’re my soft toy
Which of these worst songs of 2016 made you cringe and then, cringe some more and throw up afterward? Okay, let me rephrase- which of’em did ‘that’ the most?
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