Every frat bro you have ever known, has babbled to you about how hot Daenerys and Cersei and Sansa are and you ARE SICK OF THAT? So why not rank the male hotties instead, to make your drooling even more rational than theirs! 
Here are 30 men who got noticed in the last 5 seasons of Game of Thrones. Find out how they performed on this purely scientific scale of ‘whether I would like you in bed or not’! Based solely on good looks! #SuckThatUp
30. Ramsay Bolton
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A pure nightmare fuel this one and hence at the bottom of the list!
Scale: My V just ‘bolted’ itself!
29. Joffrey Baratheon
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Yes, we are superficial AF, okay?! But the fact that he too finds himself so low on this list should speak volumes of our moral standards while picking up hotties!
Scale: Knock, knock. She is still shut!
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28. Robert Baratheon
He would definitely make for a funny bloke to chug a beer or ten (!) with! However, coz he looked slimy all the time, and I think I even saw bits of beacon jammed in his beard, so… no thanks!
Scale: My b**bs are busy comparing whether his are bigger!
27. Varys
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Witty, sarcastic and cut… Ouch! Lack of sex hormones totally ruined it here!
Scale: No hair and no heir. So you know!
26. Samwell Tarly
Sweetheart points alone, which wouldn’t take him anywhere!
Scale: Grand Maester zoned already!
25. Hodor
Hodor!
Scale: Hodor!
24. Stannis Baratheon
Have you ever realized what an abso-f*cking-lutely amazing message board troll this guy could serve as in another lifetime?!
Scale: My vag just yawned!
23. Petyr ‘BAE’lish
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That voice! Attractive? Of COURSE. Creepy AF? Beyond doubt!
Scale: What can one expect from someone who’s dubbed ‘The Little Finger’?!
22. Daario Naharis (Ver. 1.0)
Scale: Who?
21. Theon Greyjoy
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Before the ‘Reek’ thingy happened to him, this guy wasn’t that bad a deal!
Scale: My V reeks that it’s a “no ball”!
20. Bronn
Though a looker, Bronn has very little potential as a boyfriend!
Scale: “But would you still do it?” “I would ask ‘how much?’”
19. Jaqen H’Ghar
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Though this one changes faces, a girl finds him striking!
Scale: And women complained about handling 2-faced men!
18. Jorah Mormont
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The hottest guy ever to get friend zoned, methinks!
Scale: Get over that borderline stalker crush already!
17. Davos Seaworth
He would definitely have made it higher on this list if he jerked his nose out of Stannis’ *ss!
Scale: No fingers, no cry!
16. Renly Baratheon
Brienne, Margaery and Loras, all crushing over him for a reason, right?!
Scale: Hair, yet no heir! (Ref to no. 27!)
15. Podrick Payne
Hey! The wh*res of Westeros dig this guy!
Scale: The wh*res of Westeros say Hi!
14. Gendry
When is this guy going to come ‘out of the woods’? Taylor Swift didn’t spot him, eh? Coz that would totally explain how he’s getting some action on the other side!
Scale: Hot enough to prepare some oatmeal!
13. Tywin Lannister
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Power was always a major turn on, wasn’t it?
Scale: Hot piece of sh*t. Too literal there!
12. Grey Worm
He landed Missandei! Is there anything else you wanna know?!
Scale: Good combat skills = Good action between the sheets! But oh!
11. Loras Tyrell
No man, woman, or baby (Tommen!) can repel the carnal enticements of the Tyrells!
Scale: Those curls!
10. Tyrion Lannister
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He isn’t the God of tits and wine for no reason!
Scale: Something’s melting somewhere. It surely is!
9. The Hound
Undoubtedly attractive even with that half burnt face!
Scale: Hot minus the continuous justification about how he did not steal his brother’s G.I. Joe!
8. Lancel Lannister
Between being a religious fanatic and getting into his cousin’s pants (intricate gowns, in this case!), you cannot ignore that handsome face.
Scale: Only if you could trust him with your wine!
7. Daario Naharis (Ver. 2.0)
Scored with Daenerys. What else should I say?!
Scale: ah aah aaaah aaaaaaaah!
6. Ned Stark
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Let’s get into Stark territory now. Even that head on the pillar looked hot!
Scale: My V says, “How you doin’?”
5. Jon Snow
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The “Kissed by Fire” cave scene made it clear that Snow does know a few things!
Scale: But, why so pretty?
4. Robb Stark
Sugar and Spice and all things nice!
Scale: Too dead!
3. Khal Drogo
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Who the hell starts the most memorable love story with a rape? Well, this guy ‘GoT’ away with that!
Scale: He fathered dragons, dear V!
2. Oberyn Martell
Ridiculously handsome but too dead again!
Scale: That accent alone makes me go oooooh!
1. Jaime Lannister
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Alive and kickin’. This guy is on this list for all the wrong reasons and yet no one’s complaining! A f*cked up life only adds to his charm!
Scale: Love him like a brother!
P.S.: Gregor Clegane is not on the list coz he’s a “mountain” I wouldn’t want to scale!
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