Girls are so complicated, you feel like you need a mind reader to get anywhere close to understand them. And eventually you do wonder how cool it would be if girls thought like guys, right? Well, there are girls who think like guys and here is what you need to know about dating a girl who thinks like a guy –

• Sex with no strings attached? The girl does not wait for any second thoughts when there is a climax in the bargain! 😀

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• There is no such thing as silent treatment, you treat her bad and you will get called out for your bullshit or even worse, get punched in your face!
• You stop yourself from swearing in front of girls because it’s uncouth, well, you needn’t because this girl will add some new ones to your vocabulary! 😉
• Flowers are not for her, chocolates maybe but not the ones in dainty packaging! Get her a double cheese pizza and you are set for a happy date 😀

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• She will get ready in an instant, she doesn’t get the whole point of makeup when you could be doing more exciting stuff like oral or just getting some sleep! 😛
• No need to wait for the third date to get physical, if she wants it, you may as well score on the first date itself, she is not a trophy to be won over!
• No more salads, this one will order herself a sizzler plate with a side and dessert to follow. Not one for diets, this one!

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• She doesn’t go for elegance; she would rather sit spread-eagled or cross legged or simply lay down wherever because it’s comfy!
• You may have to deal with her many protective male friends, she doesn’t get along with girls all that much!
• And that is because she doesn’t find much to talk about clothes or makeup or go window shopping for hours!

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• Well, PMS affects this one too but she has it under control, arguments don’t rake up incidents from the last century. That’s a huge PLUS! 😛
• You have to come to terms that she probably knows as much or more about sports than you do, don’t sulk now!
• Toilet humor goes well with her; she won’t shush you or give you dirty looks but in fact, adds a fart joke in there somewhere!

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• Under no circumstances will she drag you to romantic comedies, in fact, you might have an overdose of superhero movies and ask her to accompany you to one of the comedies. :-O
• She tells her stories short and crisp, she doesn’t understand why her girlfriends go off on tangents while telling theirs :-/
• Luckily, for you, she has no hang ups about porn and occasionally gets off it herself! 😉

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• Saturday night football will have no competition from Grey’s Anatomy. She doesn’t get drama and will never force any on you!
• She is at the same level of commitment as you, babies freak her out too! You will never find her tagging you on Instagram on #RelationshipGoals Relieved? You bet.
• You don’t have to sit around while she shops, it’s usually get in and get out, without the fuss of this one or that!
• Be under no illusion, she will not dress up for you, not even once. She will come out decent but that’s where the line is drawn, no dressing up!
• She doesn’t crave constant attention, in fact you might put her off by the constant texting and calling, give her the space she needs!

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• Look- she is comfortable with her male friends, she will beat them around but you don’t have to worry about her loyalty to you!
• She doesn’t play around; if she is into you she will show it. Not one of those girls who mean ‘Yes’ when they say ‘No.’

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• Oh and you have to go down on her if she does, else you need to pack up and leave mister!
• She sends you dirty texts and you think you are a lucky son of a b**ch, but then she sends the same to your group. She just cracks up on dirty jokes. 😛
• She might come across as cold or inattentive, but it’s just the thing that guys do – tune out!

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• Independence is her thing, she knows how to fix her car, do her taxes and knows her way around a tool set – she doesn’t need you to be a handyman.
• You will end up having more days hung-over and chilling at home than going out for a party. She really knows how to chill.

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• Traveling with her is a lot of fun, she doesn’t mind delays and is all for taking the road not taken!
• If she loves you, she will be the most loyal and trustworthy person you know and she doesn’t need any over the top gestures to prove it. ☺

In love already? Then, go get her.

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