Have your heart set on a stunning Gujarati chokri or chokro? We say go for it, cause they are so amazing. Don’t believe me? Check out these 30 pointers below that will reaffirm your faith in Dhokla… err… chokra (or chokri- whatevr suits you) 😉

1. We will never let you sleep hungry. Ever. Dhokla, fafda and jalebi is always available!

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2. Gujarati weddings. Enough said.

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3. We are always ready for a trip to America. A halo ne!

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4. We put calculators to shame. 120987363 x 23712898912? Puh-lease! Piece of cake!

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5. We will never cheat on you.

Every other woman is ben or maasi, and every other male is bhai or kaka.

6. What if we can’t pronounce Versace or Gucci? We still wear it!

7. Beer su che? Chaash zindabaad!

8. Garba is the best. Diwali or Holi? Who cares? Let’s Garba!

9. Our men aren’t afraid to wear multi-colored clothes and jewellery.

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10. Falguni Pathak is our Britney Spears. She rocks, ok?

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11. We have amazing hair which we flip every now and then. Deal with it.

12. Gujarati gaalis are so damn adorable. If we ever swear at you, you’ll just fall deeper in love!

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13. We save your money with our amazing bargaining skills!

14. We have a lot of ancestral property, because our ancestors knew how to save every penny. We follow in their footsteps.

15. We invented Dandiya. I don’t know if it is actually true.

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16. We are big foodies. If your name has an ‘H’ in it, we’ll eat that too. (Jignes, Sures?)

17. We make wacky look cool. Have you seen our shirts?

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18. If we ever go on a road trip, or even to the market, we always have a packet of food on us. Thepla and achar? Yummm!

19. If you can cook undhiyu well, we are yours for life. Sacchu kau chu.

20. You can forget non-veg. We’ll feed you all the gathiyas you need. Butter chicken what?

21. We have a special line to God. Big business meeting coming up? Hold on a minute. Setting karau chu!

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22. If you ever get lost in America, don’t worry. Uncle tyaj rahi che!

23. Our children will stay forever young. We call them ‘babo’ and ‘baby’ irrespective of whether they are 5 or 45! We are cute that way.

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24. If you date us, you will get 156 new friend requests – guaranteed. Arrey, cousins yaar!

25. You don’t need to have gulab jamuns for dessert. One extra serving of daal will suffice.

26. After an ugly fight, all you need to do is take us out for masala soda.

27. Our DJ nights do not end without ‘Sanedo, Sanedo’. Learn it.

28. You will never get bored. We always have something to say.

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29. If you ask for 2 rotis, we’ll make sure they come to you dripping in desi ghee.

30. Our hearts are as big as our houses <3

We Gujjus may be the butt of a million jokes but you cannot deny that we are the friendliest people on Earth! Go ahead and date a Gujarati and you will not be disappointed, ever!

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