Watching a man use a pickup line is like watching his breed ‘adjust themselves’ in public! They just can’t help it, can they? And we, the Guinea pigs of these banal lines cannot help but question ourselves: Why?? I mean does any woman waltz into a man’s apartment, let alone his pants, when he approaches her with a line like, “Who’s your daddy, baby? Is he a baker, coz you have got some real hot buns looking out at me!!”? Argg! Futile, indeed. If we, women, were given this task, we would make poetry out of it! Wait, would we?

Here are the 30 pickup lines that we thought girls would use if their game was as lame as the boys’!!

1. You seem like a hard worker. There is an ‘opening’ that you can certainly fill! 😉

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2. A woman needs a name… so that she knows what to scream tonight!

3. Candles aren’t the only things that need a blow!

4. Hope you are an animal lover. My beaver already seems to like you! 😉

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5. What’s your address? So when do I call it mine?

6. I wish there were no chairs in this room, so that I would have an excuse to sit on your face!

7. I seem to have lost my virginity. May I have yours?

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8. Will you go on an ‘ate’ with me? You can give me the D later!

9. I am bisexual: Buy me a drink and I‘ll get sexual!

10. Have 206 bones already. Wouldn’t mind another!

11. Hope you are like Domino’s pizza. If you don’t ‘cum’ in 30 minutes, I’ll want another free!

12. You can tell me the ‘ding dong’ joke, but I am sure it is too long!

13. Do you work for Uber? I wanted a free ride tonight!

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14. My magic watch says your hands are tied to a bedpost. Oh, they are not? Damn, it is an hour fast!

15. Heard your cat’s dead. You can play with mine instead!

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16. I hope your old fellow’s got his boots on. It’s pretty slippery in here!

17. Baby, I want you to wear me like a pair of sunglasses… one leg over each ear!

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18. I am sure you are bigger and better than the Titanic… Only 200 women went down under that!

19. The word for tonight is ‘legs’. Let’s go to your place and spread the word?

20. Beauty is only skin deep. I like those who go much deeper!

21. You remind me of someone. Ah! My next boyfriend!

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22. Can I have a photo of you? So that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

23. Consider my left leg to be Thanksgiving and right, Christmas. How about visiting me between the holidays? 😉

24. Do you have a looking glass in your pocket? Coz I can see my face in your pants!

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25. I know you are wasted. Don’t let the same happen to the condom in your wallet!

26. I’m thinking of quitting smoking. Want to help me with a new oral fixation?

27. Would you like your ice-cream cone to melt in my mouth or my hands?

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28. Nice package. Help me unwrap that!

29. If you were a transformer, you would be called Optimus Fine!

30. My buns are ready. How long is the hot dog?!

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A pickup line is an art form which has more potential to be a masterpiece if it breaks all records of corniness and cheesitivity (cue- Barney Stinson)! The point is you gotta do it with some swagger, babe and we know you got plenty! So next time a man walks up to you and is about to deliver his trashy, old-school line, ‘blow’ him with your own! 😉

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