A lot of women are coming out of the closet today and are proud of who they are. This change in the society has led to many a conversation about what it means to be gay in modern times!
Lesbians get asked a lot of questions and here are 22 things that all lesbians can vouch for:
1. Three degrees of separation
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You have heard how there is a six degrees of separation between any two people? Well, there is only a three degree with lesbians. Everyone seems to know each other.
2. Too few of them out there
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Everyone knows each other because there are so few of them out there! And it gets worse because you keep bumping into your ex so often and very likely your current partner would have dated your ex too! So complicated!
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3. Nail length signals
Nail length signifies if a girl is in a relationship or not and if she is sleeping with her partner or not, for obvious reasons! 😉
4. Are you sure?
Everyone wants to know if it’s just a phase or you are sure you are a lesbian. It’s not a thing you catch on like a fad you know! *rolling eyes*
5. Period syncing
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Yes, that is a thing. You know how every woman at home, your sister, your mother and you all had your periods synced? Well this happens with lesbians, some of them consider it a sign of true love! ☺
6. Oh, it means war though!
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PMS is real and it gains tectonic proportions when both the partners have their periods together! But hey, it just means more free loving time later on! 😀
7. Dating women is not simpler
All your girlfriends seem to think you don’t have to deal with stupid men and their idiosyncrasies. It’s far from the truth, it’s like any relationship, with love comes war every once in a while. (A while is two days, sometimes four!) 😛
8. They text faster
True story, they are better at texting and will reply as soon as they can!
9. Who is the man?
Most people want to know who is the man in your relationship. None of your f*cking business- if we needed a man, we’d be dating one! 😀
10. Lesbian porn is wrong
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It is a fact. Lesbian porn gets it all wrong. First of all, the nails! No one wants those sharpies in their body and second of all scissoring, not all of us are athletes for god’s sake!
11. Men don’t stop flirting
Men can never catch a hint, like ever. They have this urge to change you, to somehow prove their distorted sense of manliness. As if you are going to change, thanks to the size of his di*k. LOL.
12. They want a threesome
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And finally if they do accept it, they want to try a threesome with you. *facepalm*
13. No media representation
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Bollywood or Indian media just doesn’t have any lesbian characters or celebrities and it’s really sad. All you can do is grab popcorn and watch Orange Is The New Black. Sigh.
14. Sex is in sync
Wohoo! This is what makes it worth it, the sex is amazing. Your partner knows your body like their own and knows all your sweet spots- it’s infinitely better than straight sex and you orgasm EVERY time.
15. What is commitment phobia?
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Lesbians move in faster than their straight counterparts, it’s said to be because of all the oxytocin or the bonding hormone in the relationship. It makes you want to move in.
16. Open communication
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Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. A lot of talking happens when there are two ladies, everything is analyzed. So- yes, it can swing both ways- EVERYTHING!
17. Inner beauty is for real
Lesbians truly look for more than skin deep beauty and are less likely to bother about appearances.
18. You hate men?
Straight people just don’t get it; lesbians don’t hate men they just don’t want to hump them! They love their brothers and friends just as much as you straight folks.
19. Are you promiscuous?
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Being lesbian isn’t an open ticket to any kind of relationship; you value your relationship and trust just like any other.
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20. You are the go-to person
Your guy friends ask you for advice- both sexual and emotional on how to deal with their own girlfriends.
21. I want to be a lesbian
You have heard you straight girlfriends tell you this at least once; hey, it’s not as exciting as it sounds. And you can’t just want it because being straight is tiring and frustrating! 😛
22. Babies?
How will you have babies is most often popped! Heard of adoption, maybe?
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