20 Pickup Lines That Should Be Banned Forever

by Srija Banerjee · November 6, 2015

Have you ever been at the receiving end of ugh-worthy pickup lines like ‘do you have a band aid, coz I hurt myself falling hard for you’ or the cheaper counterparts like ‘you know your body is 70% water and I am thirsty?’ We feel you, girls!

So, we compiled a list of pickup lines that the other half of the population should just STOP using… seriously!

1. Do you believe in ‘love at first sight’ or should I walk by again!

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Um…I do believe in love at first sight but with a face like that even if you walked by a zillion times it would not make a difference.

2. Hey! I think you have a condition that is in definite need of Vitamin ME!

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That’s weird because it’s the only Vitamin that I was born allergic to.

3. I couldn’t help but notice you’re dying to ask me out.

You guessed right. That’s exactly what I was trying to do, now: GET OUT!

4. I have definitely seen you before.

Sure you have. So have I. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

5. You’re out of this world. Are you from heaven?

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Actually no, I am not out of this world, just out of your league 😉

6. Hey! Do you want to apply for the position of my ex?

Well, I’d love to but I can’t. I don’t want your hand to go out of business.

7. You must be a camera because every time i see you I smile.

Right. And you must be a punching bag because all I want to do is punch you.

8. Your dad must be a terrorist because you are a bomb!

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No he is a priest, and looking at you here I have made my mind to become a nun.

9. Excuse me, could you give me directions… to your house?

I would but I don’t live in a lunatic asylum.

10. You looked really cute and I had to come and talk to you.

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Gee… thanks. I really wish I could say the same about you.

11. Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No you may not. But could I please take yours to give to YAMRAAJ ?

12. I bet you 50 bucks you won’t talk to me.

Here, take a 100 and keep the change.

13. If I had 5 bucks for every time I saw someone as hot as you, I would have 5 bucks.

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By that theory I would have been Bill Gates, fools like you are everywhere!

14. Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

Not until this moment when I set my eyes on you.

15. I’m a thief, and I am about to steal your heart.

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Oh good. Just make it quick and run as far away as you can.

16. Life without you would be like a broken pencil- pointless.

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Sure, coz that none of the lines you pick are gonna get you any edge dude!

17. Remember me? Oops, we’ve met only in my dreams.

Those things are called ‘nightmares!’

18. Are you on Twitter because I feel like following you?

I was a second ago and I don’t have a follow button.

19. You’re like the book I have been dying to check out.

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And you’re the stinky hotel from which I have been dying to check out!

20. Here I am. What were your other 2 wishes?

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That you disappear and go back to the black hole you came from. Two, I never have to remember I ever heard that. Ever.

All you guys who are using these <insert eyeroll here>, stop doing your mothers SO SO proud, okay! :/

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