Of late, I’ve been noticing that everything sexual comes wrapped in CRUDE! Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with a pervy sense of humor- most of which- to be really honest, is thoroughly enjoyable with friends, and of course, your special someone. But with dirty minds overflowing, most of what is doing the rounds is cheap, sleazy innuendo- some of which- again, to be honest, isn’t even funny.
So- we decided to give the cheap shots at dirty humor (most of which are actually packed in after downing a few cheap shots…) a miss and take the classy road for a change. Wonder what it feels like? Let these witty sex quotes from the ‘greater beings’ tell you…
No, seriously, these are witty-licious…take a look…
1. Ladies, you have reason to rejoice- coz this one great man is telling the truth… 😉
2. Everyone is naughty between the sheets, wonder what naughty between the pages feels like… find out… 😉
3. Listen up, men- this one man got it just right (or not)! 😉
4. #NakedTruth
5. And someone completed what was long incomplete…
6. Sadly, there is an expiration date…
7. Main karoon toh saala character dheela hai? 😛
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8. There- someone said it…
9. Now that’s DEEP. No, really!
10. And yet people dig it…
11. All hail the intellectuals…
12. Evolution? 😉
13. Word.
14. Ohh, the irony!
15. And peace!
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