Let’s quickly warm up with a rapid fire. Answer the following with a yes or a no!
- Do you get up every morning with a different muscle ache than yesterday?
- Is your body filled with bruises from your previous workout mishap?
- Do your parents constantly complain about your calloused hands?
- Do your friends make jokes about how you will die on a treadmill?
- ‘Hitting the bar’ means exercising and not gulping down liquids coloured like discarded body fluids?
- Your wardrobe looks like a lingerie shop that only keeps hideous sports bras!
If it is a “yes” to all the above questions, I am afraid you are suffering from what’s called the Exercise Obsession coupled with Orthorexia, obsession for healthy food items! And I know that you walked up to this post because of the word ‘exercise’ in it and were severely disappointed on finding stupid charts instead of bodybuilding tutorials or fitness tips! Sorry about that! 😛
Now that you have already opened this, how about scrolling down a little and reading it; a good workout for your thumb and eyes, eh?!
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Here are 14 charts which you, of all people, will understand in a jiffy! Read on!
1. Reasons why you exercise
And bagel, cupcakes, hot chocolate… Guilt trip, no more!
2. Your shopping cart looks like
You even draw a monthly budget, where 99% of the dough is hogged by gym equipment, nutrition bars, sports bras and a new pair of sneakers!
3. Your Instagram feed looks like
And you only follow Rocky Balbao, Sumit_TheHercules, and Nina’s_perfect-*ss!
4. Reasons why you go to a group session rather than working out alone
You just love being surrounded by like-minded people, ummmm, rats!
5. How you feel when you skip a day at the gym
You are delusional now and suicidal if not homicidal!
6. How you keep your spirits high
No pain, No pain! Ouch!
7. Your laundry looks like
You have one for each day, color coordinated with your seven workout gears and 7 pairs of plimsolls!
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8. The feels on cheat days
You weigh yourself every 20 minutes and are very depressed when you find out that you’ve gained 13 grams!
9. What you think when your friends call you a gym rat
People’s envy drives you like nothing else, not even the scale shifting leftward!
10. Why do you always have a crape bandage around your wrist
Suck it up, losers!
11. You wear baggy clothes because
A little compliment hurt no one! 😉
12. How you assess your workout
Your gym trainer’s golden rule of 8 litres of water per day!
13. Reasons to skip workout
You wish!
14. Workout mishaps
Or all the songs on your workout playlist getting deleted! That’s the worst, actually!
Did these charts give you the feels? By the way, is it bed time already? Remember you have to get up for your morning 3 am workout alarm! New routine tomorrow, huh?!!!!
*Doesn’t sleep all night because of excitement*
😛
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