Yes, your furry friend doesn’t act like a friend at all times- but you can never say if she got it from you or you picked it from her!
Your best guess is her essence rubbed off on you.
Not only are you and your cat the best duo you know in a love-hate relationship but you also think that you rock, because you are so much like your cat. What- take a look at all the signs that prove that your cat and you are, perhaps, soul sisters:
1. You’d pick an activity that requires zero to minimum human interaction over a ‘social’ event any day
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Coz no matter how cool people can be, you know that the coolest thing in the world is to reduce the gaps between your mouth and some treats for the tummy, your ass and the couch and your line of vision and the TV screen! Ahh, the blessed life!
2. If you have to be amidst people, your modus operandi is to be selectively social
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Socialize on your own terms. #LikeABoss
3. You’d rather people approach you than the other way round
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Because whoever offers a hand or a smile first simply loses this game you have been playing since the dawn of time. And you don’t lose!
4. And you take a GOOD while to become friends
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While being friendly may come easy to you, being friends is a whole other ballgame. You just have to be in a life-and-death situation with someone to know if you can let your guard down and welcome this ‘friendly stranger’ into your inner circle of friends. Or out come the claws!
5. You have a chronic case of RBF
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Yep, that resting bi*ch face is the story of your life. If only you got a dollar for every time people asked you to loosen those facial muscles a little, you’d be a f*cking millionaire!
6. …and you are deemed unpredictable
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Mostly due to the chronic RBF. Coz if you do smile, people aren’t very sure whether it’s genuine and worse, if you crack a joke, people question your sanity! In those moments, you feel like asking the d*ckheads to grow some grey matter! Confused souls!
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7. How hard is it- you are NOT incapable of showing affection
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No matter what people think, you know that your emotional range is way more than that of a teaspoon. Your loved ones can vouch for it. Of course, the fine balance is missing coz you choose to express affection in two simple ways- not at all or in deluge-style proportions.
8. You just do things when YOU feel like it
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Nothing in life can coax an activity you don’t feel like being in outta you! Peer pressure, emotional blackmail, an ultimatum from a boss or even a deadline- nothing controls you! You control you. #LikeABoss
9. You are real possessive about your space
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There’s a force field made of invisible porcupine skins that gets automatically activated as soon as somebody tries to encroach upon your space. Plus, there is some sadistic pleasure you do get when someone is pricked for the sin, isn’t there? #BossBi*ch
10. You don’t get the deal with ‘catfights’
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While you are very much like your cat, neither you nor your cat get the deal about catfights. Why on earth are these nasty hissing marathons named after you- when you’d do anything to avoid confrontation? Seriously, you’d offend by going on perpetual-ignore mode than baring the claws!
11. You have a tough time balancing friends-time and alone-time
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You can have a month-long gala with beers and besties but then, disappear for four months altogether! You don’t know the balance- but doing what you want to do with your time is what you NEED! Sometimes, the choices are really tough…
12. So, you choose sleep
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Coz duh uh! Zzzzzzz…..
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