First dates are always awkward owing to the fact that they can swing either way. Let’s face it, it’s a lot of pressure – especially if you are meeting the person for the very first time *cough* Tinder *cough*. There is an uncomfortable silence followed by fake smiles which may or may not turn into the real deal. Some of these dates may just not give you what you are looking for and you are really not interested in a second date – but as Murphy’s Law goes, the poor guy will almost always call when you’re not interested in a second date, and never when you really are interested.

Well, this is me doing my bit for the clueless guys out there who keep wondering WHY she isn’t answering her call even after you thought the first date went SO well! Clue: It didn’t go well for her.

Here are all the hints she dropped on that in-your-head-awesome first date that clearly meant she didn’t want a second:

1. She checks her phone continuously

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She may be checking to see the time, or she may be messaging another guy from a dating app because obviously things don’t seem too cheery here. Move on.

2. She starts talking about her ex

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And all the failed relationships she’s had. In vivid details. She’s trying to push you away so you will leave on your own without her having to hurt your feelings.

3. She doesn’t really respond when you ask her about the next date

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Or maybe she’ll smile sweetly without answering. Or she will make up something imaginary that is happening on the exact same day. Take the hint.

4. She’s VERY interested in your life

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She’s asking gazillion unnecessary questions about what you do, what your grandfather did to what food your cat eats. No, she’s not that into you. That is just a tactic to prevent YOU from asking her questions because she obviously doesn’t want you to know about her. Also, it means the conversation is forced. Mayday, sailor, mayday.

5. She fake laughs

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She’s laughing at your lamest jokes which you know aren’t funny. It’s a red signal, friend. Leave, and never call her again.

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6. She doesn’t want to touch

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No, she isn’t shy when she gently moves your hand from her shoulder. She doesn’t like it. Leave it at that and don’t be surprised if you are denied a second date.

7. She insists on paying for the date

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So that if she doesn’t meet you the next time, you don’t feel she ‘leeched’ off on you. Let it go.

8. She has to repeat what she’s saying

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You obviously aren’t understanding what she is trying to say. Compatibility = 0. Let it go.

9. There is no eye-contact

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There is no real spark, and she’s telling you to give it up subconsciously. You’re done, buddy. This is the mother of all signs.

10. She gives it up

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She doesn’t laugh at your lame jokes – instead she shoots you a cold stare. She doesn’t find it amusing when you tell her this story you found particularly amusing. Today is not your day, buddy.

Better luck next time!

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