Your college degree isn’t the only thing that you should have a convocation for. There are a zillion other diplomas that you pick on- without even knowing you ever enrolled, sat for exams and passed away! Scratching your head now, are ya? Check them right here:

1. A Diploma in Style   

You like your money where you can see it – in your closet. And you know you have invested well in this diploma when you are flooded with endless styling requests by friends and family!

Friend: ‘Do these pink pumps go with my blue dress?’

Me: *my ‘the world has come to an end’ face*

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2. A Diploma in Sarcasm

Bf calling at 4 am: Hi babe, were you sleeping?

Me: No, I was just talking to my ex-boyfriend and asking him how many babies he thinks I should have.

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Mom: I saw your picture with Reema. Did you meet her recently?

Me: No mom, that’s her evil twin sister Veena.

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3. A Diploma in Food

If you are on a first name basis with your local vada pav wala and pani puri wala, then you have successfully attained a diploma in this field.

Me: Bhaiya ji ek—

Bhaiya ji: Madam, ready hai.

Also, you know every dish on the menu of every restaurant in your area! That’s ACHIEVEMENT!

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4. A Diploma in Sassiness

Boyfriend: What did you do over the weekend?

Me: Why? What did you hear?

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Random Guy: Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

Me: No thanks, it looks clingy and used.

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5. A Diploma in Pretend-Listening

Mom: I don’t know what to do about this white sari, should I throw it away?

Me: Sure mom, I love it.

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Professor: So, now that I have divided you into groups…

Me: WHAT GROUPS?! WAIT OMG…What?

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6. A Diploma in Faking Interest

Me: OMG, I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT! I CANNOT WAIT!

Me, a few hours later: *in a heavy voice* Sorry guys, can’t make it. I’ve got a bad cold. *cough, cough*

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Me: I am so looking forward to the class trip!

*dying inside because you hate those people*

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7. A Diploma in Cyber Stalking

‘I must, I absolutely must know what my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is doing today.’ Opens Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and LinkedIn.

‘Why is her Instagram private?’ *internal crying* ‘But her Twitter..wait…’ Yay!!

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8. A Diploma in Flirting

Me: Bring me pizza and I’ll let you feel me up.

Me: If you were a burger, you’d be McDreamy.

Me: My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can’t hold it in.

Me: If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutember 😉

…Ok, maybe I didn’t quite bag a diploma in this one. 😛

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9. A Diploma in Grammar Nazi-ing

Friend: Your looking so cute.

Me: You’re*

*never messages again*

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Boyfriend: Want to go out to dinner? Well have sizzlers.

Me: We’ll*

*dinner cancelled*

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No regrets.

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10. A Diploma in Fending Off Creeps

Random Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Me: Go ahead. I can practice hitting a moving object.

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Random Guy: There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off of you.

Me: Same here! Because I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.

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Guy at the bar: I Googled ‘sexy’ and your picture came up.

Me: Wow that’s weird. Your picture came up when I Googled ‘desperate’ and ‘ugly’.

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Tell us about your diplomas!

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